Futurama meets Twilight Part 1

Futurama meets Twilight


"Bella look out!!!" Edward's voice screamed, pushing Bella out of the way.
Bella tripped over a thick and large wire and the door slammed shut.
Jacob and his entire clan fought the Cullens into the contraptions.
"Bella! We need to get Bella out of there!" Jacob yelled as he ran to the contraption.
"No time! We'll get her later!" one of his clan members yelled from the noise in the room.


But there was no later...
1000 years later...


"Who the hell are they?" a male voice asked. The voice belonged to a robot who walked over with a man with orange hair. "Are they alive?"
The orange-hair man shrugged his shoulders. "I dunno. Hey Leela, can we open this thing and poke the body?"
Leela shrugged her shoulders. "Just make sure you have on your radio-active proof gloves."
"Yes!"
Both the robot and orange-haired man opened the contraption without any protection and smoke emitted from it.
Bella stumbled out from it and looked around."E-Edward?!"
"AAAHHH!" three of them squealed.
"Who's Edward?" the orange-haired man asked.
"My...fiancé...?"
"Hey, I'm Bender. The lice-filled fleshbag is Fry."
Fry waved. "Hi."
"Where's Edward?" Bella asked in alarm. She turned her views to Bender who was now leaning against the contraption that held Edward. "Edward!"
Bella ran over to Bender and pushed him out of the way, opening the contraption.
"Hey! Watch it!" Bender growled.
Smoke spilled out and it was empty. Edward was standing behind them with the rest of the Cullens, but Emmett.
"Emmett, wake up!" Alice giggled.
"Noooo....being frozen rocks.....vampires from 'Moonlight' had common sense..." Alice pressed a button that threw Emmett to the floor. She broke into laughter.
"I'm up, i'm up!" Emmett sighed.
"Bella are you alright?!" Edward asked.
Bella nodded. "Yeah."
"Where are we?" Carlisle asked.
A cocked gun sounded. "We ask the questions here. Who are you?" Leela asked.
Even though the guns wouldn't harm them, Carlisle answered the question.
"We are the Cullens....I'm Carlisle, this is Esme, my wife, and our children Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, and Emmett. This is Bella, Edward's fiancé."
"Alright...lets say i believe you..."
"I believe them!" Fry smiled, his eyes locked on Rosalie. "Lets take them back with us!"
"Fry, they're not animals."
"Please?"
Leela sighed. "Do you guys want to come with us?"
"We have no other place to go," Carlisle explained. "If you don't mind me asking...why are you people here?"
"That is-"
"Top secret," Bender said, interrupting Leela.
"We're looking for rare radio-active eggs to sell in the Black market and to our clients," Fry answered, hands in his pockets.
"You mean the one your friend is standing in?" Carlisle asked.
Everyone looked at Bender as Bender looked down.
"Damn-it!" Bender stomped on the floor angrily, making the mess worse. "Aah, man...."

Back at Planet Express
"Good news everyone! We have successfully scrapped the DNA from Bender and have replicated a copy."
"Great."
"Awesome."
Prof. Farnsworth looked at the Cullens and Bella. "And who the hell are they?"
"The Cullens," Leela answered.
"Wait, Professor...what if the Giggots find out it's not the original?" Fry asked.
"Then we're all doomed..."
Fry shrugged his shoulders. "Oh, okay."
"But if Bender looked where he was going, we wouldn't have to spend precious money on replicating the damn egg!"
"O'yeah?!" Bender spun around and made his back face Prof. and bent down. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"You wish you tasted that good!"
"Bite me!"
"Alright i will!" Doctor Zoidberg said as he went over to Bender and did.
"Hey!"
"Wow, he's the first person to actually bite Bender," Leela said.
Fry shook his head. "No. Remember when we were at that strip club and got wasted?"
"Fry...first of all, only you got wasted...and second...when i think of it, you were the first."
"Wha!?"
"What!" Bender yelled. "Your mouth was on my ass!?! Your ass is mine!"
"AH!"
Bender chased Fry around the room. Emmett snickered alongside Alice and Jasper.
"They're funny."
"What time are we in?" Alice asked.
"3008, why?" Leela answered.
"Hey, who's president in the good 21st century?" Fry asked.
"We don't want to talk about it...." Jasper said, shaking his head.
"Who wants to go in the slums of the city and poke at the homeless?" Zoidberg asked.
Everyone was silent.
Zoidberg hung his head."Aww...."
"Do you have a place to stay?" Prof. asked, his fingers touching each other.
"No." Carlisle asked.
"Do you have any money?"
"None."
"Get out!"
"Professor!" Leela reprimanded. "Why don't they work with us and that will pay for room and board."
"Not a chance! You said that for Fry and look how that turned out!"
"AAAAHHH! BENDER NO! STOP! AH!" Fry cried.
"NEVER!" Bender bellowed.
"You got a point..." Leela sighed, "but what if you give them a test?"
"Oh, alright! If you get this egg to those alien...things from the other side of the city, you can stay."
"Great! I'll do it!" Emmett shouted.
"Under 30 seconds."
"Edward you can do it, right?" Emmett asked, easily giving up the job.
Edward sighed under his breath. "Thanks..." Carlisle whispered something to Edward and Edward nodded.  "Give me the egg and directions."
The screen lit up and a dot was blinking from the far off area of the town. Prof. handed Edward the egg and sneered. "Good luck."
Edward rolled his eyes and disappeared. Prof. had a sneer on his face as his fingers tips met.
“So…where will you be staying after you fail?”
Rosalie spoke. “Downstairs.”
“Hmph.” Seconds passed by leaving Edward only 5 seconds left to complete the task. “Well, since your friend isn’t going to make it. There is the door….so get the hell out!”
“I’m back,” Edward’s voice sounded from behind Prof. “I even got a tip.”
“W-whoah!” The Prof. flew back in surprise. “How did you-”
“It’s a secret.”
“So where’ll we be sleeping?” Alice giggled.
“You’ll be sleeping in the basement,” Leela informed.
“We have a basement?” Fry yelled over, very out of breath. “Cut it out Bender!”
“Get your ass over here and i’ll try to kill you fast!”
“Ah!”
“Of course we do. Follow me.”
“AH!” Bender tackled Fry and began beating him up. “Leela! Heeeeelp!”
“Sorry Fry. I’m busy.”
“Why have you forsaken me?!”
As all of them walked over, Emmett tripped Bender and kicked him off of Fry. Bender’s head slid passed them and smashed against the wall.
“Offf!”


“So here it is! Don’t be scared to make yourselves at home,” Leela introduced.
“I think someone already did…”
Scruffy was laying on a worn couch watching tv with a few of the rats. He passed the popcorn around for the rats to have some.
“Hey…the name’s Scruffy.”
“Hi….” the Cullens greeted.
“Oh don’t worry. He’s the janitor,” Leela assured.
“My wife says hello.”
“You have a wife?” Leela asked, puzzled.
“Yeup. She’s right behind you.”
All of them turned around to see a skeleton with a brides dress on and a bouquet of flowers in the hands. Bella fainted.
“Wow….she’s really…beautiful?” Esme said.
“Yeup. When I woke up from out honeymoon she tried to kill me so I repaid the favor. But I think I was a little hard on her.”
“Nooo,” Emmett said sarcastically. “Hey Jasper.”
“What?”
“Dare you touch it.”
“No way…”
The jaw of the skeleton fell making a shrieking sound and Emmett and Jasper fainted at the same time.
“She says  if you wanna stay for dinner,” Scruffy said.


“So how do you like the future so far?” Fry asked  Rosalie. Rosalie looked at Fry with her eyes narrowing. “Yeah, I think though the same thing.”
“Good news everyone! We have a another task,” Prof announced as he entered  back in Planet Delivery.
“What is it?” Fry asked.
“Augh, again?” Amy whined.
“Yes. This is a task for the visitors, Fry, Bender, and Leela.”
“W00t!” Amy wooted.
“If I’m with Rosalie, I don’t care!” Fry smiled.
Emmett looked at Fry with thinning eyes. “I should’ve made Bender get him…”
“Our next client is a Barber and his cooking associate. He’s located near the docks.”
“What are we delivering?” Leela asked.
“Just a few tons of flour, eggs, milk...”
“But Professor, we’re not-”
“Good luck!”
Everyone but Bella, Edward, Esme, and Carlisle went on the ship.
“Everyone fasten your seatbelts,” Leela called.
Their ship flew into the air to where the docks were located. They hovered over a little shop where a black-haired man, with a white highlight on his right, walked out.
“Where do you want us to drop this?”
“Out in the back,” he yelled back.
“Alright.”
The ship unloaded all of the cargo into the back and landed beside the shop. All of them exited the ship to get the payment from the man. The man was waiting in the shop for them.
“Are you mister Sween-Sween? The Barber?”
“Yes.”
“We’re here for you to sign these papers that nothing went wrong and here for the order of payment.”
“Of course.”
Sween-Sween walked over and began signing the papers. He then looked at Fry, Jasper, Bender, and Emmett.
“My, my. Some of you gentlemen need a shave?”
“Hey! I’m no human.”
“Then what is that rust doing on your face?”
Bender muttered things under his breath.
“Nah. No thanks. I’m trying to beat the world record of longest beard,” Fry said.
“Fry, you’ll never pull of that ridiculous record,” Leela sighed. “A shave wouldn’t hurt.”
“But-” Leela gave Fry a dark glare and Fry sighed in defeat. “Alright….”
Sween-Sween smirked and took Fry upstairs. A woman came and blocked the others for following.
“No one will follow them. The rooms small…how about some lunch? I just made some lovely meat pies.”
Leela shrugged her shoulders. “A few wouldn’t hurt.”

“Wow, this room reminds me of those old movies,” Fry said as he sat in the chair.
“Is that so?”
“Yeah. Pretty cool I don’t have to shave myself. I kept on nickin’ myself last time. Then I fainted in my own blood!”
“…Fascinating…” Sween-Sween placed the long cloth around Fry and began to lather Fry's face so he can start shaving. An evil smirk came to Sween-Sween's face as he held his shaving knife and began to whistle.
“You’re in a merry mood today, Sween-Sween.” Fry says.
“It’s your delight sir, catching fire from one man to the next!”
“Pretty woman…”
“Pretty woman.”
“Bu-babum-baba-badum-bum-bum-badum…”
“Pretty woman.”
“Pretty woman."
“Pretty woman, sir!”
“Pretty woman.”
“Pretty woman, yes!”

Emmett looked up at the ceiling with raised eyebrows.
“Jasper….I think I’m listening in to something I shouldn’t be listening in to…”

Sween-Sween readied his knife to slice Fry’s neck open. Fry looked up and yelped.
“Yelp!”


To Be Continued....