Family Guy meets Twilight

Family Guy meets Twilight Scene
Brian shook his head at Peter, dissapointed in what he found.
"Peter, this idea's almost as stupid as when you challenged Edward Cullen to a duel to the death."
Peter and Brian dimmed back to the past.
The scenery was in a small meadow at night. Jacob Black had transformed into his werewolf form as Edward Cullen crouched down, hissing and showing his fangs in warning. He was protecting Bella Swan from Jacob, not wanting him to come closer.
Peter walked into the picture dressed in a knight's attire. He looked at Jacob, then Edward Cullen. He pointed his sword at Edward and challenged him.
"I challenge you to a duel to the death! This is the day when-" Edward dissapeared from where he had stood, re-appearing behind Peter. "Holy crap! Where did the bastard-"
Edward twisted Peter's head, snapping his spinal cord. He ran back to where he was before and looked at Jacob.
"Uh, where were we?"
Jacob shrugged his shoulders. "We were about to kill each other but...uhh.....The moment's gone."
Edward lowered his head in a nod. "Yeah. Wanna go to the mall?"
"Yeah, why not."
"Can we go to Starbucks?" Bella asked.
Emmett Cullen appeared next to Peter's body and poked it.
"Hey Jasper! Wanna see a dead guy? Looks like you."
"Burn in hell!"
"Already there."